Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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