- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

all these jokes are horrible now

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