- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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