- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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