- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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