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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

There's my tractor.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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