- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Women's Rights..

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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