- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all these jokes are horrible now

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

kennah campion when she talks

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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