A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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