Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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