Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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