Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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I'm homeless.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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