what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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