- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

tea with milk?

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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