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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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