A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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My cat just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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