- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Chick Norris... Enough said

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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