Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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