- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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