What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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