- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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