- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A guy walks into a bar

Tucker Rivera

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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