Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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