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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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