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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Guest what in the butt

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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