- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Whats two plus two Four!

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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