- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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