- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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