Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Faithful men.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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