- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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