Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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