- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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