One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Anti Joke

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