- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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