- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

The truth is he loves her!!

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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