- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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