Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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