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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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