- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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