Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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