did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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