Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Justin Bieber

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What's 2+2? Fish

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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