Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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