A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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j.p. is dumb

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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