roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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No it doesnt..

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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