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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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