- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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