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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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