How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

This is not funny.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Justin Bieber.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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