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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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