You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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