- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

u know whats a crime? rape

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Dick Cheney That's the joke

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