A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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