- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Paper or plastic? Yes...

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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