- Anti Joke

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.