- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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