- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

You're so sweet I have diabetes

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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