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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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how man

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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