- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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