- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

race-car = rac-ecar

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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