what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Jebron Lames.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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