- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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