Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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