- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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