- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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