- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What is black and has no education A tire.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Knock, knock. Come in.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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