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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

I am dyslexic

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

these are shit

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Albino African Americans

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.