- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

I have a horse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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