- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian