- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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