- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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