I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Maths.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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