- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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