Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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You are joking right?

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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