What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

a black man pays his child support

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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