- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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