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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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