where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

You should read the Terms of Service.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

There once was this guy and he fell down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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