A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What's white and gluey Glue

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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