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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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