a dyslexic man walked his god.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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