- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

These jokes don't have punchlines.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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