Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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