- Anti Joke

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Burp

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

knock knock whos there? nobody

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage