A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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