What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Good job, son.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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all these jokes are horrible now

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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