- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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