What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What is life? Paul.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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