- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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