- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Chris is hairy

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Your mom is not fat!

Robin get in the batmobile!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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