- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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