- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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