- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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