Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

So a man walks into a bar, right?

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Women's rights.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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