Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Anti Joke

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