- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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