- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why? Why not?

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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