white or wheat? wheat please.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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