Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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ewrg

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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