What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Anti Joke

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