What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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