- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Don't believe in Atheists.

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