How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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