Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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