What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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