- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

nolan is gay

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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