- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Fat? Jesse Z

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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