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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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