What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Lewis

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

all the kids had fun

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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