- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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