What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's 9+10 Ebola

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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