On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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