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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

George W. Bush

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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