- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why are white people white? I don't know

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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