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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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