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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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