What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

whats brown and sticky? Doody

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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