what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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An anti-joke

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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