- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Your mother is so fat.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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