Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

The word "Walter" is never funny.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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