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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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