What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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