What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

HELLO EVERYONE

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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