Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Steve Jobs is alive.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

the WNBA.

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