Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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There's my tractor.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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binladin walks into the american seals

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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