A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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