- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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