Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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