- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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