- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Yellow People !!

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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