What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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quantum physics?

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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