- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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