- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

why did your mum die young because she had canser

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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