- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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