Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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women rights

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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