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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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